The War on Ourselves

Why! Why the hell does Honda run these ads? Why so often?

You know the first time I saw one I thought it was for some kickass water gun. Then the punchline, Honda has made a Hydrogen Fuel car.

“NO!? A hydrogen Fuel car? It’s almost as if I really did see that episode “30 Days” like 2 years or more earlier. It’s also as if they really did cover that very car, where the CEO actually drank the water that came out of the tailpipe.

I see this ad nearly every other day. What do they want me to do? I checked they’re only trying them in areas with Hydrogen fuel centers. That’s like Bakersfield or something. So why run the ad nationwide? Why not include that you can actually make Hydrogen fuel pretty simply in your garage.

Then there’s McCain. For the love of god sir, give the 3 mil to Honda, or maybe the guy who made the first electric car ages ago in the nineties.

I’d like to make an analogy here. Yugo automobiles were better automobiles, than the American government is a government. Let me go one step further and say that Yugos, as automobiles, were just about the worst pieces of crap you could ever hope to accidently waste several grand on.

Well, what can be said for our country? Can’t solve poverty, can’t manage credit (re: paying minimum payments with SS funds, repeatedly), moron leader, mis or false representation (major reason for founding country)… it goes on. So, we were going to go over and fix all these other countries? So we’re the fat lady in that movie? The meddlesome one we all hate causing more problems than fixing, because she can’t even fix a sandwich, let alone her life, let alone someone else’s life.

That’s great. Thanks a lot, conservatives. Yeah, you guys are just leaking quality aren’t you? Don’t go patting yourself on the back liberal. It’s half your fault, and it’s been your fault before. You both suck. You’re the past, over, useless. Get out of the way, it’s time to back and yet forward. Preserving what should be, like a responsible government truly for and by the people with honesty, and removing the rest.

Party politics…. scoff. A pathetic, unintelligent, archaic and antiquated system is what it is. It only worked by monopoly and the sad social system of early America. Don’t read polls. What does a poll prove? Who investigated that poll, were they thorough, was it verified? Pragmatism, people, pragmatism.

Indeed. Ask a question. Question an answer. Nothing is more American than saying, Prove it, or Why, or No. Only we don’t say it nearly enough. Suddenly we of all countries are the ones afraid to question? And no one is even holding a gun, or standing at a pulpit. Except that moron. Does anyone here fear him?

I’d love to meet someone still rooting for Bush. Still believing. It’s disturbing at the very least.

We’re the saddest example of a free country, at best. I hate it, it makes me sad. How’s that go? We’re the smartest guy at remedial camp? The happiest guy at a depression clinic? We let our freedom go, we don’t even notice it leaving. We notice when we need it and it’s gone, and we let it happen because we’re kept fat. It’s the smartest of all the tyrannies. It’s like smuggling drugs on purpose into ghettos in third world countries. No revolution, the citizen is seemingly, falsely happy. He does what he’s told to get the drug, to stay happy, doesn’t rock the boat, and is locked into it. He’s a better slave if so happy he cannot think. Only this is even more sad. It’s not drugs!

It’s time for change. I’d like to see us depart from world politics. Bring our troops home. Stop using a system based on fluctuating markets. You want to know what I find sad & un-American? We need to borrow money. Yeah, we’re really powerful. I’d like to see us make real change. I’d like to see us go for the common good, JUST ONCE, the first time around rather than later… late… uh… never.

Anything is better than this. Obviously what we have now doesn’t work. Let’s not be complacent and boring let’s actually… maybe… be the fucking best, eh?